Blount Force

Posted in Uncategorized on September 10, 2009 by tdm1011

As if talking smack about Boise State a year ago – and then getting totally manhandled during the game, broadcast

Keep your f#$king emotions in check men!!

Keep your f#$king emotions in check men!!

nationwide from Boise as part of ESPN’s kickoff weekend spectacular (with even a new and improved, albeit more plasticine Lou Holtz) – wasn’t enough, LeGarrette Blount had to throw a sucker punch following the game that completely negated anything positive that could have come out of one of the most exciting sports weekends of the year.  Byron Hout popped back up – I give him some credit since Blount threw a pretty good jab – but the damage was irreversible by the time Blount had completely melted down, needing to be restrained by both his own teammates and the cops.  Now that we’ve had a few days for the dust to settle, and for his season suspension and effective detonation of an NFL career having sunk in somewhat, the question has to be asked – is it ok to make an example of LeGarrete Blount’s high profile meltdown?

Yes, Blount has proven himself to be a goon – no question about that.  Yes, he’s consistently caused turmoil within the teams he’s played on even despite his skillset and presence on the field.  Yes, he was escorted screaming like a possessed freak off the field by taser-wielding cops.  And yes, Blount is absolutely emblematic of the larger thugification of college football in recent years.  Many college football players are getting their examples from the NFL, where players always seem to straddle a running back to add a few words after a tackle, or grabbing an extra limb on the way up off the ground.  On a weekend where college football was hellbent on manufacturing sportsmanship with a handshake at midfield – an idea that you KNEW was going to come crashing down and go FUBAR at some point – it’s not altogether unsurprising that Blount was suspended for the season.

But that being said Kevin Youkilis form-tackled Rick Porcello and was suspended for a handful of games.  Chad Johnson is in the middle of “planning” for opening weekend, to pull off some ridiculous touchdown celebration – probably the high point of the Bengals’ season.  NHL fights happen on a nightly occurence, and let us not forget a man named Ron who jumped into the stands during an NBA game and beat the crap out of an unsuspecting fan.  All of these incidents have warranted multiple game suspensions…sometimes.  Ultimately, unless you’re Michael Vick or Plaxico Burress, you’re not going to be indefinitely suspended for a major transgression – in fact some, like Shawne Merriman, can even still win awards when clearly in defiance of NFL substance abuse policies.

Stupid is as stupid does.  And stupid has a good right cross.

Stupid is as stupid does. And stupid has a good right cross.

Back to college football.  It seems to me they pulled a Burress or a Vick-style suspension here with Blount.  Yes, it was the Oregon coaching staff who reached the conclusion independently of the NCAA, but the NCAA had stated that it was ready to advocate and ensure that Blount wouldn’t see the field.  Blount should be suspended – I absolutely agree that some form of punishment is in order for his reprehensible actions.  But that said, in a time where college football is played on national holidays, on primetime TV, and in 100,000 person coliseums – college football is getting awfully big for its britches.  The athletes – young men who may or may not have ever had to pay for utilities in their lives – may not necessarily be outfitted to handle the pressure of a bigger, more commercial DI football.  Yes they need to suck it up and mature, but making an example of LeGarrette Blount will not help that cause.  College football is now reaping what it has sowed.

GSH – George Steinbrenner High School

Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2009 by tdm1011

Lutz, Florida has officially lost whatever common sense a town called Lutz could have.  Near Steinbrenner’s hometown, Lutz has named a high school for the Yankees big-spending icon, which leads one to believe just what exactly the school is going to offer.  “Wasting Money (Levels 1-4)?”  How about “So you want to buy a championship?”  followed up

This is the man your childrens' school is named for.  Happy yet?

This is the man your children's school is named for. Happy yet?

the next semester with “So you can’t buy a championship?”  For one thing, each seat in class would cost at least $105, there would be no lunch program – unless you want to pay $12 for a gourmet turkey sandwich – and the school uniform would most likely be a depressing mixture of gray and pinstripes.  For another, just stop and imagine what the teaching style is going to be.  Imagine the Boss and put him in a classroom.  “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHAKESPEARE? WELL I DON’T CARE BECAUSE I CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!”

Sounds like a great place to send my child.  Steinbrenner High, home of the GSH Moneybags.  They’ve won every single regular season game during Florida’s expansive high school baseball season, but yet they haven’t won a championship in a decade.  Single game tickets available from $85.

We’re also talking about Lutz, Florida – I can’t quite see an epic monument to Steinbrenner in front of the school, something that YOU KNOW would have to happen.  I’m envisioning a 25-foot gold statue of the man, maybe holding fistfulls of cash and a cigar etched into his silver-lined suit pocket – something completely reasonable and well within budget for the man who is single-handedly responsible for turning baseball into the greed-laced, money-driven, stock market type of ordeal that it is today.  Good people of Lutz – what ARE you DOING?

Christening the Blog

Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2009 by tdm1011
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Anchors Away!

It’s still early to even begin to think about possibly hypothetically discussing the show, but that being said why not?!  And why not celebrate a new season of The Rundown, as well as the last season, with a brand new toy like the blog!  Exactly.  Be sure to check back here for all sorts of radio goodies all season long.  From more musings on the week’s biggest in news to dishing out even more sports coverage, The Rundown Blog will cover the gamut.  It’s a very exciting day today boys and girls!  If this were a ship, there would be a bottle of vintage champagne broken on the bow.  So imagine an old woman breaking a bottle of bubbly atop my head.  Or something like that…sure.